this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF HALLOWEEN
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
Who knows, maybe we'll finally track down another night fury.
Wouldn't that be something.
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
I can’t really argue
Lia Kim Choreography / Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
agizibe the third group with the two girls is us
tfw = two fucking weiners
Straight white boy:
Lol white girls be like "OMG i'm such an idiot look at my uggs and hair extensions XDXD".
White Girls: :/
White girls: Lol white boys be like "Ayy girl whats ur kik what size are your tits ;)".
White boys: Wtf these fucking man-hating feminazis are always talking shit about men equality my ass
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?
UKIP be like